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Chris Hemsworth
Chris Hemsworth born August 11th, 1983 (Leo)
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In his mansion in Portugal, next to the Mariah Carey's one, Chris Hemsworth is producing his own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds just like an awful vulgarity in Scottish (pixabay photo)

What is the strangest dream you remember?
I dreamed being spanked by the ghost of Oppenheimer, while I kept repeating "I did not paint my cousin's armadillo".

Chris, do you like groundhogs?
I guess not!

For which reason you do not like groundhogs?
They stink! And one groundhog bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should probably rethink my position on groundhogs.

Apart from acting, is there something you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can flap both my ears rhythmically.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Chris Hemsworth, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "World of Warcraft" player.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a green opossum on my foot. It is radioactive, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly undressed.

Chris, should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of bat guano collector. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you know?

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Chris Hemsworth's secret telephone number :
781132244 5743997783 3841511035 2962921481 565556750 4172248724 3384354946 806483631 7919200143 9964165241 6465055429 561068801 585273071 4229477172 2834264513 9546693580 760697679 7640142967 202703510 389742203
To be frank, my chief had patiently lined up my hurried conversation with Chris Hemsworth many months beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet bobcat got urticaria, so I had to skip the appointment. So, this web page is mainly the elaboration of a dream I had following a heavy dinner based on deep-fried bell peppers and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.