A talk with Chris Pine
Chris Pine
Chris Pine born August 26th, 1980 (Virgo)
Writing his will, Chris Pine has requested for his ashes to be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

You seem to be always so lively and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that each person has two sides. For example, when I meet another artist, I quiver with hatred and my teeth chatter with fury. And then, without warning, I sense the need to seal those leering eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.

Do you have any superpower?
Feet invisibility. Probably this is not so uncommon in awesome people with Irish neighbors.

Chris, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Star Trek"?
Yes, that there is no I nor me in America.

Where do you go when you die?
The departed are not that mobile. They usually stay where you put them.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Chris Pyne", who happens to be an art director from Las Vegas. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as discovering that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible obscenity in Mongolian.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a gnu. A large, fat, placid gnu, full and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Certainly! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A photo, a comb forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took yourself away from me,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
You bet! It is the story of John, an environmental scientist from Sacramento. He is seized by a secretive company and he is obliged to write absurd "fullY untrUthful inTerviews" for some web site, from a concealed cubicle. (If you cannot salvage me, tell Sandra I never loved her...)

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Chris Pine's home telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had patiently scheduled my hurried appointment with Chris Pine months beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet gazelle got allergy, so I had to skip the exchange. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had after a heavy dinner based on beans and liver sausages.
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