Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of John F. Kennedy. I played the Green Arrow until somebody got smart.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
Guess so! Just be yourself - or something like that.
Can you deny the rumours about the loss of the Kraken pictures?
Could I? Of course! Do I want? Do you think i've lost my mind!
You appear to be always so radiant and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I really believe that everyone has a dark side. For example, when I face a colleague actor, my teeth rattle with fury and my heart grows darker. And all of a sudden, I experience an impulse to estinguish that loser from this planet and whirl on his desecrate coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so hard-pressed performing very influential things for the planet to care about things of little consequence. Actually, I have a gang of Harward PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of pro buyers spread around the planet. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever retain a team of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a raccoon. A large, fat, serene raccoon, replete and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Chris Prutt", who supposedly is an electronics engineer from Dallas. That's quite discouraging, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Yahoo my name sounds like an appalling vulgarity in Bulgarian.
Chris, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in December I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.
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