An interview with Chris Rea
Chris Rea
Chris Rea born March 4th, 1951 (Pisces)
Few people know that during his driving exam, Chris Rea unwittingly ran over a drunk panda, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing food is quite a waste of energy, since there are bars and relatives more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of carbohydrates and fats. The few times I oblige to cook for my disciples, I like to create salads. My jewel is a mix of pulled pork and lima beans, which I presume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
But of course! You take the pulled pork and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and lima beans with some dill and voilĂ , you are done!

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
Why not! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.

Unfortunately, you are in an annoying condition that hampers you from doing those things that are in line with your needs. You can exit this baleful state by cloistering yourself for 4 months in a convent.
Sodding hell! You are spot on!

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Dunston Checks In", a timeless classic whose magnitude has not been perceived by viewers.

Chris, do you like weasels?
Not on a chance!

For which reason you do not like weasels, if I may ask?
To be honest, they reek! And one weasel bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may probably reconsider my relation with weasels.

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