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A talk with Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Christian Bale born January 30th, 1974 (Aquarius)
One of Christian Bale's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for flying a dirigible (source)

Christian, what do you think about the last Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

Christian, which is your trick to achieve everlasting youth?
Curiously, it is a weekly bath in hot yak milk.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my health and our world. For example, this week I have a crush for rutabaga and tofu, both fantastic with meat balls.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the comforting clink of two diamonds touching each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the effervescent laugh of a delighted kid " or "the relaxing purr of an unworried kitten".

Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Shania Twain.

You surely mean, by Mark Twain?
I seriously doubt it, however I've heard it both ways.

Christian, is there a deep moral behind your "The Dark Knight"?
Yes, that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist - or something like that.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Val Verde, probably because there is my picture in the center of it. Val Verde is a proud but unlucky country. They are so impoverished they recycle dandruff.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Christian Bale's secret telephone number is listed here :
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To be frank, my boss had patiently set up my little conversation with Christian Bale months beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Mr. Woodcock". So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream I had following a heavy dinner of raw broccoli and wild boar stew.
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