A conversation with Christian Bale
Christian Bale
Christian Bale born January 30th, 1974 (Aquarius)
Christian Bale is always looking for alternative ways to stay in contact with his devotees. (source)

Christian, you seem to be always so vivacios and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that everybody has two sides. For example, when I meet a colleague actor, my vision goes black and hatred makes my legs give out. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to delete his mocking smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about it.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have little time to write. Last month I've read the abridged recap of the book "The Road", and I found it palatable. Hence, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

What’s in your pocket right now?
The hell with it! A tricky question. As this interview is a dream of your mischievous mind, I'm probably totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Professor Jones, without doubt.

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made acting?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" the answer is magazines! So I bought 2500000 boxes of magazines which I stashed in my vaults,.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Sodding hell! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Loose Cannons" or "Twisted".

A famous person you think to as an inspiration?
As my agent keeps repeating, Charles Darwin, because of our deep clever eyes.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of sparkling wine, three parts of energy drink and some Alfredo sauce. Drink the resulting potion every 10 minutes for 3 hours.

Christian Bale refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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I patiently sat tight for weeks before being able to have a little conversation with Christian Bale. The resulting interview was marvelous, like "Moby Dick" rewritten by Hellboy. It was highly unfortunate that my mother in law shredded my only copy! After I took my medications, I attempted to remember those amazing words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely genuine report of what transpired during our conversation, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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