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Christian Bale
Christian Bale born January 30th, 1974 (Aquarius)
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A travel companion, a relative or a passerby? Well, nobody actually knows, but we censored the face to increase suspense! (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite bleak, since in these battered times there are places where it is difficult to find even an adequate corn dog with or without catchup.

Who are your heroes?
Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Rambo, and myself.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes sir! I'm on the set of the sequel of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle", a timeless classic whose magnitude has not been recognized.

Nowaday the problem of jaundice in cows is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Christian Bale doing anything in this respect?
Certainly! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($800/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of jaundice in cows.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal madness.

Today a tiresome existential instability and a heartbreaking want for kindness are ruining your quest for a peaceful mind, but compared to next Sunday today is a feast, so good luck.
Snap! You are dead on!

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a patent for my amphibious oven.

Christian, do you like sheep?
Not on a chance!

For which reason you do not like sheep, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one sheep bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the reasons I become an artist, so I should probably reconsider my position on sheep.

There is no possibility any of these is Christian Bale's secret telephone number :
800986406 8787520230 9377490574 728578228 2306700195 649358954 602108147 9800640062 6577765991 3513808426 9545732452 799956678 2784088821 3731237145 2957534547 475111402 733723327 2347755072 4549503598 2233424422
Clearly, vips are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Christian Bale alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Christian.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.