Who are your heroes?
Henry VIII of England, Ace Ventura, and myself.
Christian, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Dark Knight"?
Endeed! The set was full of flies. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
I guess! But I don't believe in zodiacal chicanery.
You will ram into a sloshed stranger from Boston, a former turf grower named Robert with both ears on the same side of the head. He will approach you with a map allegedly signed by the notorious pirate Sir Henry Morgan, that places his stash in a submerged mine in Hawaii. Don't follow him home!
Great Scott! That seems too much clear-cut...
What is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this has always been a minefield.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is quite a waste of energy, since there are relatives and canteens willing to provide my daily dose of vitamines and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to design salads. My all time favorite is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I believe can accomodate both vegs and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Will do! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some gravy and voilà, there it is!
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