Christian, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can balance a chair on my head.
Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of ananas grower. I already have some experience in that field.
You have been the recipient of uncountable awards. Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Hare Medallion" issued by the city of Phoenix for "superlative yet redundant stage exhibition" at the early age of 5.
What would you like to do right now?
Hit somebody in the groin.
Christian, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin keep you from seeing what the world has to offer. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to sleep with the fishes, so it's useless to pass around my pearls of wisdom.
When your are not on the set, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting USB sticks is a noble activity.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Charlton Heston appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Mozart's cousin.
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