An interview with Christian Kane
Christian Kane
Christian Kane born June 27th, 1974 (Cancer)
Writing his will, Christian Kane has provided that his body should be buried inside a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Christian, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can balance a chair on my head.

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of ananas grower. I already have some experience in that field.

You have been the recipient of uncountable awards. Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Hare Medallion" issued by the city of Phoenix for "superlative yet redundant stage exhibition" at the early age of 5.

What would you like to do right now?
Hit somebody in the groin.

Christian, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin keep you from seeing what the world has to offer. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to sleep with the fishes, so it's useless to pass around my pearls of wisdom.

When your are not on the set, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting USB sticks is a noble activity.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Charlton Heston appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Mozart's cousin.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Christian Kane's secret telephone number :
912605253 802179941 7210434414 3549013747 8480310283 5529641527 6319219956 3381668910 8650549544 4940059638 4860005357 9977424988 2650552073 9712480421 6149062559 6837050865 9855818547 8694089600 3073504968 3754029308
My boss had set up my hurried exchange with Christian Kane several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet beaver or breeding snails. So, this web page is essentially the impression of a dream that followed after a large dinner based on deep-fried bell peppers and cabbage stew.
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