I'm here tonight with a special guest, Christian Kane, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Christian, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
It's a pleasure being here, also because I can't remember if you owe me money.
Do you have any vice?
I fake interest when people talk to me. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Zubrowka. It is orange and white with a little violet gazelle somewhere.
Christian, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I invested my whole stash in a money-making scheme invented by a financial guru named Charles Pinzi, a pro of high-yield investment programs (whatever it means). I can give you his number, but he did not return my calls in the last weeks.
In a paper printed on International Transactions on Advanced Logic, prof. Thomas R. Reyes has described your roles as "a supernatural incarnation of newfangled conceptual secularism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his essay appeared on Annals of Alternative Epistemology, dr. Harold K. Sanchez completely disproved that fishy point of view.
You're amazing in "Just Married". Were you given a lot of room to mold your character?
You bet! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my dialogues.
What is the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a barren dark place. A strange stink lingering in the air. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "Freddy Got Fingered" in a murky cinema near Memphis.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Metamorphosis" by Frank Aphta.
You surely mean, by Franz Kafka?
I don't think so. Maybe I've heard it both ways.
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