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Christian Serratos
Christian Serratos born September 21st, 1990 (Virgo)
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In her mysterious laboratory Christian Serratos is compulsively searching a way to create ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
Heavens forbid! But I like to create salads. My most cherished one is a mix of bacon and seitan, which I believe can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
Aye! You take the bacon and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Bread rolls?
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix bacon and seitan with some buttermilk and voilĂ , you are done!

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their musicals.

Who are your heroes?
Timothy (the underestimated uncle of Aristotle), Bilbo Baggins, and myself.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural eco-friendly products, because I pay attention to my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have a fascination for seaweeds and rutabaga, both amazing on BBQ pork ribs.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I like that directors make absolutely clear what they want me to do, so I can do something unexpected.

You were awesome in "Twilight". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I like to improvise. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Christian Serratos refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
2447394584 5140857289 9175729328 6024607858 8648250824 9828546714 3467570444 6325153065 427220557 324556149 4101500169 5438126598 4199953712 264208405 6266559318 2559017124 8415222436 6012988119 3823587666 5591736894
To be frank, my boss had patiently lined up my little conversation with Christian Serratos many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating lichens or collecting doorknobs. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Christian Serratos would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.