Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one that's not real.
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Touche'! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I gladden illustrious Oscar award winners and hopeless public defenders in the same manner. Say, there are 15 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Andorra and Matobo, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a prairie dog. A large, fat, quiet prairie dog, well fed and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Rohan. It is violet and green with a small red raccoon in the center.
Christian, your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal foolery.
You have collected a lot of bad feelings in you that can burst at any moment. You will overcome this only if you excuse or take revenge upon somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Holy mackarel! If I did believe in this zodiacal folly, now I would be a little crestfallen.
Christian, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made acting?
I invested my stash in a money-making scheme invented by a financial guru named C. Panzi, a pro of high-yield investment programs. I can give you his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last month.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
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