I'm here today with Christina Aguilera, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Christina, and welcome to People We Love To Hate.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.
Do you like to cook?
Never! But I like to improvise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I believe can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Positively! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some cocktail sauce and there it is!
Which super power do you have?
Yeep! I can shrink other people ears, expecially on Tuesdays. Maybe this is quite remarkable in stunning people with Celtic forebears.
You are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to stun gnats by staring at them.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a red lion on my ankle. It is radioactive, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow undressed.
What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Silver Tiger Cup" issued by the municipality of Seattle for "impressive yet nonessential musical achievement" at the age of 10.
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