Christina, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a special license for steering my hovercraft.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a hare. A large, fat, poised hare, satiated and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never experienced your songs. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is hard to think there is such an unfortunate fellow! As I like to say, my songs are like a luscious chocolate cupcake with a shocking inner core of bacon.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Alexandra Daddario, since I liked her as Forrest Gump.
Christina, you appear to be always so lively and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each of us has a dark side. For example, when I bump into a so-called artist, rage darkens my heart and I quiver with aversion. And suddenly, I sense the need to seal forever those lecherous eyes. That is my sunny side... I let you figure out how dark my dark side is.
Christina, what’s your worst habit?
Probably my worst defect is that I'm very self-centered. Generally I simply ignore what people say and I wonder If I can sleep with my eyes open.
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing setting with a celebrity whose name or gender I've not the permission to reveal. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with S.J..
I may have a photograph.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some drifting photons spontaneously conjured a totally random picture in which you erroneously spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your car could "spontaneously" start to burn. Do you understand?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
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