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Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate born November 25th, 1971 (Sagittarius)
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Christina Applegate's experiment to launch a new perfume spiced with chili extract has been an inescapable fail (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Aye! The tentative title is "Janet, Gary and the ocelot". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Las Vegas, but they never met. Janet is a NSA agent and Gary is a gastroenterologist. When Janet's pet ocelot Meerira contracts jaundice they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only Wolverine can save Meerira, so they begin an adventurous journey in Panama, where Wolverine has been seen for the last time.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I have acquired an irrational phobia for Smurfs, owing to a strange accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that making rubber band balls is a noble activity.

Christina, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal gibberish.

Today an intimidating situation of suffering and a distressing want for affection are sabotaging the expansion of your horizons, but compared to next Sunday today is not so bad, so good luck.
Shoot me! If I did believe in this zodiacal malarky, now I would be somehow broken-hearted.

As everybody knows, the problem of astigmatism in ferrets is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Guess so! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,000/night) will go to a charity for the cure of astigmatism in ferrets.

Do you have any scar?
Yes sir! I have a tiny pencil shaped scar on my right heel, a remainder of my painful quarrel with a wild armadillo.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Pocahontas.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

Christina Applegate refused to share her home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
8655136542 7866489681 643665247 8375840214 228514750 3468658304 9545452363 2506161622 938268629 8672510830 9468120176 3917203490 4546600216 8480037889 265372472 9104856077 6988269340 5655993278 8663886764 490377902
Clearly, celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an interview. So we decided to leave Christina Applegate completely alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a trained soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.