Christina, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Almost surely that of earthworms breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.
Christina, have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for navigating my submarine.
Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Brutopia, probably because it has my picture in a corner. Brutopia is an amazing but desperate country. They are so broke they use dried mud for seasoning.
If I may say so, Christina, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't stay anywhere without dehydrated whiskey or silver-plated underwear delivered every two hours to my suite.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to bullshit, zebra tears, and calcium sulfate.
When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your profession?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was president of the World. Or maybe accountant, it was a hard choice.
Christina, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Christina's prodigy". During one of my peregrinations in Andean plateau, I uncovered an inconspicuous new tree, now named Phytacyphivilla nodulosa, that blooms only every 10 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and crushed garlic. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpalatable...
Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
For certain! Here it is my fantastic treatment for indigestion. Mix one part of brandy, three parts of fruit smoothie and some relish in a large bowl, then gargle with the resulting potion every 25 minutes for at least 4 hours.
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