Cookie Consent by A conversation with Christina Milian
A conversation with Christina Milian
Christina Milian
Christina Milian born September 26th, 1981 (Libra)
In her concealed lab Christina Milian is bravely trying fo find a way to turn lint into chicken nuggets (pixabay photo)

Which is your secret for eternal youth?
Curiously, it is a daily dousing with lukewarm unicorn blood.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I was camping in Ivory Coast with a friend. We did "it" in the tent, like lascivious rabbits, in the middle of nature.

Which super power do you have?
Applesauce! I can smell colors, since I was 8. Maybe this is quite remarkable in ginger people with Druidian progenitors.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly confess that I make my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Myriotropa cataracta, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Confucius.

Do you know Jason W. Lewis (a former business broker, now a pastrycook) from London?
Not personally, but my aunt has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was some commotion about some kinky photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.

Are you superstitious?
You bet! I use to kiss a clay figurine representing Mark Twain before a relevant encounter. Obviously not today.

Christina, do you like foxes?
Not no, but hell no!

Why you do not like foxes, if I may ask?
They reek! And one fox bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should reconsider my relation with foxes.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Christina Milian's private telephone number :
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I sat on my bottom for weeks for an occasion to have a brief interview with Christina Milian. The resulting article was awesome, like it was written by the ghost of Victor Hugo at his best. So, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law devoured my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I made an attempt to recall those stunning words. So, to be straight here: I'm not so sure this web page is a totally precise account of our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
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