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Christina Milian
Christina Milian born September 26th, 1981 (Libra)
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Christina Milian has started a petition for the reintroduction of the Mayan calendar (source)

We are here today with Christina Milian, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Christina, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Heavens forbid! I'm sometimes unfriendly, a bit inert, cooperative and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artists.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Christina Milian, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Mass Effect 2" player.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.

What’s your worst defect?
I often entice interviewers. But I'm not that depressed right now so if you do not faint you are going to be quite safe.

Christina, should you give up singing, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of lightning rod installer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

In an article printed on Transactions on Transcendental Dogmatism, dr. Raymond Perez has described your songs as "a tragic incarnation of contemporary pragmatic ontologism". Any comment?
Well, I think that in his interesting essay appeared on Transactions on Emerging Operationalism, prof. Thomas F. Fisher completely invalidated that fishy thesis.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Zoe Saldana, because we were in the same soccer team when we were younger.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Christina Milian's private telephone number :
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I lay in wait for weeks before being able to have a little interview with Christina Milian. The resulting interview was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Charles Dickens under the effects of prescription drugs. It was awfully disastrous that my dog devoured my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I attempted to recollect those breathtaking words. I want to be honest, I'm not so certain this web page is a perfectly truly account of our talk, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.