Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Sleepy Hollow"?
Yes, that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is unlucky that I have little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the condensed outline of the book "1984", and I found it more or less palatable. Hence, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain George Orwell - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
What do you think about the international situation?
Crickety! I think it is presently quite brutal, since on this bitter Earth there are nations where it is difficult to find even an adequate frankfurter with or without mustard.
Our society seems exposed to unstoppable violence and ferocity. What would Christina Ricci do?
I've two words for you: "Robocop" and "Minority Report".
Do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Surely you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Nowaday the problem of cowpox in coyotes is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Christina Ricci doing anything in this respect?
Yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of cowpox in coyotes.
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a one in Congo, but a six in Milwaukee.
Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Copper Gazelle Trophy" issued by the municipality of Indianapolis for "memorable and unrequested stage performance" at the early age of 7.
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