I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 700 fans that will be released in Yonkers.
What do you think of the controversial issue of global warming?
I think that global warming is a messy affair. Anyway, my supporters will appreciate my resolution to purchase a submarine for the possible contingencies.
Do you know Mark Jones (a former toolmaker, now a cardiac technician) from Washington DC?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was half a scandal about Mark cheating on her with every stripper from Washington DC suburbia, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to an abrupt finale.
Christina, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I rented a posh villa in a hidden valley of Val Verde. The only issue was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the easygoing gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about deal in the interweb.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal foolery.
You will meet an intoxicated stranger from Austin, a dairy cattle farmer named Dennis with two left feet. He will suggest to open a chipmunk breeding farm in Iowa. It's a lie!
Nonsense! You are spot on!
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Sure thing! The temporary title of the movie is "Mildred, Matthew and Rambo". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in Dallas and they do not know each other. Matthew is a detective and Mildred is a medium. When Matthew's pet chipmunk Rambo got myopia they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they begin a spiritual journey to search for Chycista abrupta (a rare shrub which grows in Burma only), whose roots can save Rambo.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Mozart.
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