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Christina Ricci
Christina Ricci born February 12th, 1980 (Aquarius)
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Christina Ricci is convinced that in a parallel dimension she is a squirrel (pixabay photo)

You have been the recipient of several prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Lion Prize" assigned by the city of Tucson for "noteworthy yet superfluous stage achievement" at the age of 6.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, I had some disputes with my agent, so to make a long story short, next year I will be known as "Christina Rucci".

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Egads! Apart from "Glitter", I fear it is "Van Helsing" or "Perfect Stranger".

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can solve the Rubik's cube while I run backwards.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the tugboat appearing in your last movie?
It beats me how such a small wrongdoing has all of a sudden caused such a big fuss.

What do you think about the international situation?
Ohmigosh! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days between cushions cuddled by adoring fans, but in this bitter epoch there are countries where it is impossible to find even a tolerable moijto.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Just a hint. It is the story of Anna, an intensive care specialist from San Francisco. She is abducted by an enigmatic sect and she is forced to write absurd "totallY made Up confabulaTions" for some web site, from a concealed underwater computer lab. (If you cannot free me, tell Donald I always loved him...)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe IT clerk, it was a hard choice.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Christina Ricci's private telephone number :
5630349855 4567415177 6387200249 535009129 6565586567 491143925 8092427674 9165592117 525206359 8162178895 5873919129 718014852 904573978 8954332166 6843230911 3199846155 5506799522 464559966 8254470819 9916662373
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.