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Christoph Waltz
Christoph Waltz born October 4th, 1956 (Libra)
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Last week, Christoph Waltz has sold his acclaimed rubber bands collection to a bizarre tycoon for $183,000 (pixabay photo)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my beauty and our planet. For example, this week I have an obsession for sprouted Mexican beans and seaweeds, which I found amazing inside a double bacon cheeseburger.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Vincent van Gogh appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Joan of Arc.

Do you do your own shopping?
Nix! Actually, I hire a team of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a squad of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever retain a number of surrogates, one for each body part.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Christoph, what do you think about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a funny discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Christoph, are you superstitious?
Yes! I have to paint my big toe in purple right before a relevant social event.

You have been the recipient of several awards. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Copper Opossum Cup" assigned by the municipality of Sacramento for "exceptional but redundant stage achievement".

Could you suggest a remedy for haemorrhoids?
Here it is my fantastic panacea for haemorrhoids. Mix one part of white wine, three parts of lemonade and some cranberry sauce. Apply this mixture on your legs and your tongue.

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