An interview with Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee born May 27th, 1922 (Gemini)
Christopher Lee always uses a scientific way to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I have no clue. I think I'm a three in Tibet, but an eight in Seattle.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I do not have any real issue with directors: it is not difficult when you do not care about them.

What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Hare Medal" issued by the Mayor of Indianapolis for "extraordinary and superfluous acting performance" at the age of 10.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appeared and revealed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Woodrow Wilson's aunt.

Do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, I can put in hour and hours into one session. Well, I expect that you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Can you tell me the square root of 6242519065?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to destroy you.

Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and followers
You bet! I'll go to extremes to elude those troublemakers. We often employ the pseudonym "Christopher Lue".

What motivates you to act?
Lack of air, because to act is like to breath for me.

Christopher Lee refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5137319622 6235019281 2597858065 6146253338 6476120633 5983969153 5452742571 9329278788 5666393020 4565076856 4803942657 5006306454 9223320716 5647377744 9103574486 7957682667 4104873228 2979907505 2661800933 714155757
To be sincere, my chief had arranged my little interview with Christopher Lee several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Lady In The Water". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Christopher Lee would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.