An interview with Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee born May 27th, 1922 (Gemini)
Christopher Lee lived 2 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, he learnt to move light objects with his mind (pixabay photo)

Do you have any birthmark?
Absolutely! I have a little penguin shaped birthmark on my left leg. Probably my mother did accidentally eat a penguin while she was expecting me.

Christopher, you are also well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it mulishness, but I can't survive without dehydrated fernet or Arabic violets delivered everyday to my suite.

You hit the mark in "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was an alien. With a glass eye, for crying out loud!

Do you know Helen Mitchell (a former cartographer, now a forester) from Wilmington?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 4 weeks. Then there was a rumor about some warped selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.

What have you got in your pocket?
Egads! As this interview is a dream of your indecent imagination, I'm probably in my immodest undies, so no pockets at all.

An imaginary character you think to as a part of your life?
Many, but expecially Immanuel Kant, because of our cool hair style.

Is there a deep moral behind your "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring"?
Yes, that the more you argue, the less they believe you.

Christopher, do you like bears?

Why you do not like bears?
To be honest, they reek! And one bear bite my cousin's funny bits. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may probably rethink my opinion about bears.

Christopher Lee refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
6850459650 955940194 9442031127 2606391486 5132530879 9802539492 576209798 7351243077 6631519526 4085759352 752774975 2802153535 5624882639 7621453543 5832775834 8323622731 5099619316 9767870215 5845404190 9889774109
To be sincere, my supervisor had scheduled my hurried conversation with Christopher Lee days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet moose got peritonitis, so I had to skip the appointment. So, this web page is essentially the elaboration of a dream that followed after a dinner of salami and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.