You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meatloaf.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their musicals.
Do you know Charles Morgan (a former conservator, now a meat inspector) from North Las Vegas?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a rumor about some unconventional photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to a quick ending.
Christopher, what do you think about the last Oscar controversy?
Surely, this is a hot potato.
Christopher, are you superstitious?
May so! I need to kiss a doorknob two times before an important encounter.
As everybody knows, the problem of asthma in groundhogs is reaching huge proportions. Is Christopher Walken doing anything in this respect?
Surely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The proceeds ($1,200 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of asthma in groundhogs.
Where do you go when you die?
The corpses do not wander. They normally tend to stay where you lay them.
Can you tell me the square root of 4330849174?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 99.
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