Chuck, what's your vice?
I tend to turn anything into a pizza. The dickens, I'm eating a donuts and extra cheese pizza right now. I expect that you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Chuck : door
Chuck : Atlanta
Chuck : vermin
We are going nowhere fast...
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Chuck Berry, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Georgetown University, signed up for Country-identification-by-its-fried-dishes 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with an online poker addiction.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal foolishness.
You have gathered a lot of bad feelings inside you that can detonate at any moment. You will get rid of this state only if you excuse or kill somebody who has injured you in the past.
Kerboom! That's impressive!
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