What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the consoling swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the first 'dad' of your kid" or "the comforting purr of an unworried kitten".
What happen if you play your song "Maybellene" backward?
There can be unpleasant aftereffects like loss of eyebrows or acne.
If I may say so, Chuck, you are well known for your bizarre demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't survive without one of Kathryn Bigelow's unreleased movies or industrially-made pasta delivered every three hours to my room.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Hermione Granger.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, in a documentary.
You are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Tom Hardy. I always liked him as Yoda.
Do you like to cook?
I reckon not! But I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of pulled pork and lima beans, which I presume can be OK for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the pulled pork and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix pulled pork and lima beans with some soy sauce and you are done!
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