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Ciara born October 25th, 1985 (Scorpio)
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After a bizzarre accident happened to her uncle, Ciara has developed an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for spiders (pixabay photo)

Which super power do you have?
Thumbs invisibility, since I was 3. Maybe this is not so remarkable in people with Druidian ancestors.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Envy". I think that selecting Jack Black for that role was really appropriate.

When your are not singing, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and painting garden gnomes is quite relaxing. I prefer to paint them in violet and red.

Ciara, what do you think of global warming?
I've already made clear my thoughts in an article that will soon appear on International Criminal Studies.

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
O.K.! In case of migraine, mix one part of vodka, three parts of lemonade and some chives in the skull of a chipmunk, then gargle with this potion every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yup! I'm allergic to whining, gnu milk, and sodium hypochlorite.

Ciara, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Modern research has demonstrated that sniffing glitter like a fox with a cold may have sour consequences, like loss of eyebrows or sudden death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Ciara's shield", now with more Ampelorina idonea syrup. Just $19.99 for 70 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause loss of weight or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of soybean and depleted uranium).

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny paperclip shaped scar on my left heel, the result of my challenging skirmish with a crazed gopher.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ciara's private telephone number is listed here :
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My supervisor had set up my hurried rendezvous with Ciara days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like growing parasitic plants or grooming my pet armadillo. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a nightmare that followed after a large dinner of raw broccoli and liver sausages.
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