I'm here today with a special guest, Ciara Bravo, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Ciara, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a two in Chicago, but a six in Greenland.
What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the consoling whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the snore of your sleeping kid" or "the effervescent laugh of a delighted child ".
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a frog.
Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to France, if you have been boring you go to Vancouver.
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in March I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.
In an essay appeared on Annals of Psychological Perspectives, prof. Daniel P. Cox has described your roles as "a perfect personification of modern symbolic experientialism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his interesting article printed on Bulgarian Journal of Epistemologic Studies, dr. Jerry O. Myers totally refuted that farfetched thesis.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 800 models that will be dispersed in Westminster as in a flash mob.
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