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Ciara Bravo
Ciara Bravo born March 18th, 1997 (Pisces)
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In the course of her last scripture, Ciara Bravo has developed a pernicious addiction to yak milk (source)

I'm here today with a special guest, Ciara Bravo, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Ciara, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a two in Chicago, but a six in Greenland.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the consoling whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the snore of your sleeping kid" or "the effervescent laugh of a delighted child ".

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a frog.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been good, you go to France, if you have been boring you go to Vancouver.

You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in March I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.

In an essay appeared on Annals of Psychological Perspectives, prof. Daniel P. Cox has described your roles as "a perfect personification of modern symbolic experientialism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his interesting article printed on Bulgarian Journal of Epistemologic Studies, dr. Jerry O. Myers totally refuted that farfetched thesis.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and legs of 800 models that will be dispersed in Westminster as in a flash mob.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Ciara Bravo's secret telephone number :
7302059567 531417230 6040866268 9969960316 972948884 211851324 739945929 913845491 234941620 7877222111 2728352811 8695493577 7321328109 8099881393 4427148502 8554495871 3352787051 4715158651 6859294781 830028999
To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently lined up my hurried rendezvous with Ciara Bravo days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet hamster got stomach flu, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a large dinner based on beans and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.