A conversation with Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy born May 25th, 1976 (Gemini)
During a tormented séance, the Ouija board has confirmed that Cillian Murphy is probably the reincarnation of a Queen Victoria's uncle

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, I remember that many years ago I went camping in Cuba with a friend and we did "that" in the meadows, like naughty hedgehogs, in the very heart of nature.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Cillian Murphy, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Unreal Tournament" player.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
All right! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last winter I've read the back cover of "Lord of the Flies", and I found it quite acceptable. Hence, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain William Golding - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.

You surely mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
I doubt it, anyway I've heard it both ways.

Do you know Mary Morales (a former auctioneer, now a database administrator) from Madison?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to her for 2 weeks. Then there was some commotion about Mary cheating on him with every beefcake from Madison outskirts, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a hasty conclusion.

Cillian, you are also well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without green glow-in-the-dark slippers or an albine tiger cub delivered daily to my door.

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Angela. Angela says you are an ass.

There is no possibility any of these is Cillian Murphy's secret telephone number :
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Vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Cillian Murphy completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a professional mentalist from Memphis.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.