A conversation with Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy born May 25th, 1976 (Gemini)
One of Cillian Murphy's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a special license for operating a hovercraft (source)

What is the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Marie Curie impersonator. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's cat".

Cillian, what is your opinion about president Trump?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous website, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I often rest on a hammock made of nails.

How do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 1700000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I'm keeping in my castle, where they will lie 'till the quotation goes up.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black panda on my forearm. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little undressed.

Cillian, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a posh palace on the hidden hills of Tazbekistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the affable gentleman from Russia that proposed me the deal in the interweb.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Absolutely! Here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix three parts of cider, two parts of fruit drink and some pickles. Apply the resulting brew on your ankles and your back.

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny spider shaped scar on my left knee, a memento of my troublesome skirmish with a maniacal hamster.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Cillian Murphy's home telephone number is listed here :
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I lay in wait for many weeks for an occasion to have a hurried meeting with Cillian Murphy. The resulting interview was wonderful, like "Where the Wild Things Are" rewritten by Flash Gordon. So, it was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I made an effort to extract from my crumbling neurons those mind-boggling words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a perfectly factual run-down of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.