What is the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Marie Curie impersonator. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's cat".
Cillian, what is your opinion about president Trump?
Sorry, I imagined this was a humorous website, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I often rest on a hammock made of nails.
How do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 1700000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I'm keeping in my castle, where they will lie 'till the quotation goes up.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black panda on my forearm. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little undressed.
Cillian, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a posh palace on the hidden hills of Tazbekistan. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the affable gentleman from Russia that proposed me the deal in the interweb.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Absolutely! Here it is my guaranteed remedy. In case of drunkness mix three parts of cider, two parts of fruit drink and some pickles. Apply the resulting brew on your ankles and your back.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny spider shaped scar on my left knee, a memento of my troublesome skirmish with a maniacal hamster.
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