An interview with Claire Danes
Claire Danes
Claire Danes born April 12th, 1979 (Aries)
To make her spirit tougher, Claire Danes often takes a nap on a mattress made of nails generously sprinkled with pepper (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Claire Danes, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Oxford, signed up for Ancient Slovak 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with a fernet addiction.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Yup! I'm sometimes aloof, somehow torpid, irresolute and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.

Can you tell me the square root of 4723488831?
According to my speechwriter one of the possible answers is something around 38.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the muted tinkle of two pieces of gold kissing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the first 'mom' of your tot" or "the joyous laugh of a delighted child ".

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Many years ago I was crossing Hungary in a battered pick-up with a friend. We did "it" in the prairie, under the stars, in the heart of nature.

Do you do your own shopping?
When hell freezes over! I hire a squad of shopping experts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of pro buyers distributed around the globe. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever retain a group of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Claire, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to devise a system to derive energy from old newspapers.

Claire, you are always fit as a flea. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of February I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meat pie.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Claire Danes' home telephone number :
2246694080 7148316243 5869322728 3148384536 969660962 670035139 3327520890 462556668 6199177407 763604370 795114023 4464091789 5493921920 9351279883 4377065579 5835521485 5944873562 9940126280 6406079532 2133369954
I dawdled for weeks for a chance to have a hurried talk with Claire Danes. The resulting interview was impressive, like "Lord of the Flies" rewritten by Tarzan. It was unfortunate that my dog by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I took my medications, I made an effort to recollect those great words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely precise chronicle of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm starting to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.