A conversation with Claire Danes
Claire Danes
Claire Danes born April 12th, 1979 (Aries)
Few people know that Claire Danes has registered a patent for a steampunk baby stroller. (source)

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yup! But just once. It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Louis Pasteur manifested and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of Constantine the Great's astrologer.

Do you like to cook?
I say not! But I like to invent salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and amaranth, which I presume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and amaranth with some vinaigrette and there it is!

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a sea monkey.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very bleak, since on this injured Earth there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a so-so mint julep.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cow appearing in your last movie?
Goodness gracious! I don't get how such a bagatelle has all of a sudden made everyone mad.

Claire, do you have something to say to young people?
You bet your boots! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Unless you are violet. In that case you are probably going to be pining for the fjords, so good riddance.

There is no possibility any of these is Claire Danes' home telephone number :
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I waited for years for the privilege to have a brief interview with Claire Danes. The resulting article was imposing, like "The Brothers Karamazov" rewritten by Flash Gordon. Hence, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I attempted to recollect those mind-blowing words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not really so sure this web page is a perfectly accurate report of our interview, and I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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