A conversation with Claire Danes
Claire Danes
Claire Danes born April 12th, 1979 (Aries)
A die hard fan, a travel companion or an absolute stranger? Well, we are in the dark, but a censored picture boosts the thrill! (pixabay photo)

Claire, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of April I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and my special Smurf hash.

Is there a deep meaning behind your "Temple Grandin"?
Yeah! That what the mind can conceive, it can achieve - or something like that.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little pencil shaped birthmark on my left leg. Probably my mother did dream a pencil when she was expecting me.

Claire, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing position with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to reveal. Do you have any comment?
If you mean E.A., then it was a totally irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with D.B...

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, some wandering photons spontaneously conjured a totally random picture in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your house could "spontaneously" blow up. Do you understand now?

Let's forget about that fake picture...
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?

I don't know. Probably, I'm a two in Memphis, but a nine in Bulgaria.

There is no possibility any of these is Claire Danes' private telephone number :
7918617713 202468843 956630897 688759112 8216575754 7805326884 2282160206 882756218 6232908220 9931850083 2803753192 9757001945 432330992 5501130061 3190933854 5723478497 3616211481 5052171415 3945821377 4339690530
To be sincere, my boss had scheduled my short talk with Claire Danes weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or cultivating parasitic plants. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a copious dinner of raw onions and liver sausages.
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