Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Grenyarnia flag, probably because it has my picture in the center.
In a paper printed on Transactions on Transcendental Intuitionism, dr. Anthony Cruz described your roles as "a dramatic prototype of newfangled contextual ontologism". Which is your reaction?
It is evident that in his article published on Bulgarian Annals of Structural Bioethics, prof. Roger Martin totally rebutted that dubious thesis.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Everything is OK, except that time in which (probably there was a stand-in strike) a director ordered me to hang myself to a tree, which was somehow bizarre, since that was not in the script.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yes! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to put down the words. Last summer I've seen the cover illustration of "Siddhartha", and I found it quite acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Hermann Hesse - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Pancho Villa appeared and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Harry S. Truman's tailor.
If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make?
I can't spill the beans, but I can tell this: when bandanas will be in vogue again I will be richer.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Tarzan.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
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