An interview with Clark Gregg
Clark Gregg
Clark Gregg born April 2nd, 1962 (Aries)
Deesino, the beloved pet crab of Clark Gregg, also doubles as a healthy appetizer in case of food scarcity after a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

A well-known person you recognize as an inspiration?
Probably Elvis Presley, because of our innate curiosity.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: green.

Clark : word

Q: courage
Clark : word

Q: people
Clark : word

We are going nowhere fast...
What do you think about president Trump?

You are a little devilish, but I assured my mom I would not swear openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

Could you authenticate the noise about your involvement in the shady incident of mermaid DNA samples?
Tut-tut! I think you have a foolish desire to never need to shave again, if you understand what I mean. And, you know, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You like surprises, don't ya?

Our world seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Clark Gregg do?
I think we can learn to face criminality from past movies, like "Minority Report" and "Equilibrium".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Clark Gregg's secret telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, actors are very busy people. It's difficult for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Clark Gregg totally alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Clark.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.