We are here tonight with Cliff Richard, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Cliff, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
I'll soon release a vinyl-only recording of country covers of Bob Marley greatest hits, sung in Bengali, Hindi and Finnish. I believe it will be the apogee of my career.
In a letter published on Texan Transactions on Pragmatic Herpetology, prof. Jason A. Allen has described your songs as "a perfect paradigm of modernistic conceptual constructivism". Any comment?
Well, it is evident that in his recent essay printed on American Anthropological Studies, dr. Gregory O. Martin totally rebuked that preposterous assumption.
Cliff, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin be the marker for being out of place. Unless you are green. In that case run to the hospital at your earliest convenience.
Cliff, is there a deep moral hidden in your "Living Doll"?
Indeed! That people are going to do what they want.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape devotees and stalkers
That's for certain! We go to any length to avoid those barbarians. I mostly adopt the alias "Cliff Rychard".
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a brown armadillo on my forearm. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be find if I get lost in Fresno suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow undressed.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.
You have gathered a great deal of negativity in you that can explode without notice. You will overcome this only if you forgive or take revenge upon somebody who has injured you in the past.
I say! If I did believe in this zodiacal shenanigans, now I would be crying a little.
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