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An interview with Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood born May 31st, 1930 (Gemini)
Dalita, the cherished pet fish of Clint Eastwood, can also serve as a protein nibble in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with Clint Eastwood, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Clint, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Clint, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of December I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

You're awesome in "Million Dollar Baby". Were you given plenty of latitude to mold your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was an ophthalmologist. With an Italian accent, humph!

Clint, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Clint's sensation". During one of my famed researches in Andean plateau, I uncovered a new shrub, now named Hemicapraria clavata, which every 8 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of kiwis and ammonia. It may seem unpleasant, but it can easily cause addiction.

Are you allergic to anything?
Of course! I have a little intolerance to cheaters, bobcat milk, and silicon dioxide.

What would you like to do right now?
Talk of many things, like your mortality.

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Jessica. I'm sorry, but Jessica says you are an ass.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Clint Eastwood's secret telephone number :
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I patiently lay in wait for several weeks before being able to have a hurried interview with Clint Eastwood. The resulting interview was imposing, like "The Catcher in the Rye" rewritten by Batman. It was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I put together again my vowels and consonants, I tried to remember those breathtaking words. To be aboveboard here: I'm not so sure this web page contains an entirely precise run-down of our appointment, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.