I'm here today with Clint Eastwood, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Clint, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Clint, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: in the month of December I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing rubber bands, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
You're awesome in "Million Dollar Baby". Were you given plenty of latitude to mold your character?
Absolutely! In the original screenplay my character was an ophthalmologist. With an Italian accent, humph!
Clint, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Clint's sensation". During one of my famed researches in Andean plateau, I uncovered a new shrub, now named Hemicapraria clavata, which every 8 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of kiwis and ammonia. It may seem unpleasant, but it can easily cause addiction.
Are you allergic to anything?
Of course! I have a little intolerance to cheaters, bobcat milk, and silicon dioxide.
What would you like to do right now?
Talk of many things, like your mortality.
What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Jessica. I'm sorry, but Jessica says you are an ass.
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