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Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood born May 31st, 1930 (Gemini)
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As a kid Clint Eastwood showed a bizarre inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Clint Eostwood", who supposedly is a retired cabler from Seattle. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like a terrible insult in Yiddish.

Could you improvise a song for us.
No problem! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your passion,
you took the emotions away from me.
A comb, a button forgotten in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away my hope,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my will, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of nails profusely showered with chili.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered natural products, I can't stand common products. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Bryocisana decorata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Bulgaria.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.

What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! I think it is very bleak, since there are places where it is hopeless to find even a decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.

You appear to be always so joyful and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I see another artist, my heart darkens and aversion makes my bones shake. And then, without warning, I sense an impulse to erase his jeering smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know that side.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
WITHOUT all due respect it IS real, in a documentary.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Clint Eastwood's private telephone number :
438622138 8689909624 526118098 7897332881 9391213117 690611795 7524066017 7817675820 5598448830 909209283 7796531084 4437694138 2916378243 579599082 4645550163 9267041935 9288364182 6890553887 4816500382 959463317
My director had arranged my hurried appointment with Clint Eastwood weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like collecting feathers or breeding gnats. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Clint Eastwood would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.