Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Clint Eostwood", who supposedly is a retired cabler from Seattle. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like a terrible insult in Yiddish.
Could you improvise a song for us.
No problem! Here it is
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my will, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of nails profusely showered with chili.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered natural products, I can't stand common products. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Bryocisana decorata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Bulgaria.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.
What do you think about the international situation?
Alakazam! I think it is very bleak, since there are places where it is hopeless to find even a decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.
You appear to be always so joyful and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I see another artist, my heart darkens and aversion makes my bones shake. And then, without warning, I sense an impulse to erase his jeering smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know that side.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
WITHOUT all due respect it IS real, in a documentary.
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