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Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood born May 31st, 1930 (Gemini)
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Clint Eastwood lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. However, he learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds (source)

I'm here today with a special guest, Clint Eastwood, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Clint, and welcome to Arthur And The Amazing Microphone.
Good morning to you, and thank you for calling me.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Dylan O'Brien. We were in the same book club when our partners were away.

Clint, have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I often take a siesta on a bed made of barbed wire liberally dusted with salt.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes sir! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for butterflies, on account of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite normal.

Are you allergic to anything?
I'll do! I'm allergic to groundhog tears, iron oxide and liars.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a four in Tibet, but a nine in Sacramento.

What do you think about president Trump?
I gave assurance to my canary I would not utter profanities anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Clint Eastwood's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had patiently planned my little appointment with Clint Eastwood days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet ocelot got acne, so I had to skip the talk. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner of salami and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.