An interview with Cobie Smulders
Cobie Smulders
Cobie Smulders born April 3rd, 1982 (Aries)
During her last red carpet appearance, Cobie Smulders has astonished her followers by wearing a Verace dress made of pine needles (source)

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Of course! I'm sometimes irritable, a bit indolent, irresolute and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

Which is your technique for unblemished skin?
Only few know it is a scrubbing with lukewarm unicorn blood once a day.

You hit the mark in "The Avengers". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
You bet! I like to improvise. It's like a second nature.

Which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Golden Anteater Prize" issued by the municipality of Milwaukee for "exceptional and unrequested acting performance" at the age of 8.

What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Oliver Cromwell, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my aunt's opossum".

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a hedgehog.

A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
As my fans like to think, Harry Potter, because of our deep clever eyes.

Does your agent use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive reporters and devotees
Yes! I'll do anything to evade those cannibals. I generally adopt the moniker "Cobie Smilders".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Cobie Smulders' home telephone number :
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Vips are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Cobie Smulders completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Cobie.
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