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A talk with Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell born May 31st, 1976 (Gemini)
A secret lover, a travel companion or a simple passerby? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but a pixellated face escalates suspense! (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
Indeed not! Actually, I pay a bunch of Stanford graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a team of professional buyers spread around the world. For the clothes, I ever hire a squad of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Do you like to cook?
Never! But I like to invent salads. My treasure is a mix of spam and tofu, which I believe can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix spam and tofu with some wasabi and you are done!

You were brilliant in "Phone Booth". Were you given a lot of latitude to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! I'm used to improvise. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Like heck! My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a critters exterminator. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Positively! It is the story of Joe, a dental therapist from Las Vegas. He is kidnapped by a mysterious individual and he is demanded to compose stupid "verY dUmmy conversaTions" for some web site, from a concealed underwater cubicle. (If I can't be located, tell Brenda I never loved her...)

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: bobcat.

Colin : death

Q: beach
Colin : death

Q: evil
Colin : death

We are going nowhere fast...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Colin Farrell's home telephone number :
3589614410 5225036628 370835674 746717293 7248464286 9167986809 3366195091 4111712642 5463258687 3700394826 3140850493 3477503234 6371882201 8882767831 2981636505 560453286 686455916 840659383 9105718259 3934028524
I have a confession to make. My boss had arranged my little meeting with Colin Farrell days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "The Love Guru". So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner based on liver sausages and cabbage stew.
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