A talk with Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell born May 31st, 1976 (Gemini)
Less known fact: during his driving exam, Colin Farrell unexpectedly collided with a sloshed panda, with no consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Colin Farrell, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Colin, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have embraced ecology, I can't use common brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Beccacyphudia basalis, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Chile.

Do you know Amy Ward (a former psychiatrist, now a minister of religion) from San Diego?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 2 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden end.

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies rests my mind.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of dengue?
Oh, since always.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can recite "If" by Rudyard Kipling in 5 different languages including Klingonese.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "You Took the Words Right out Of My Mouth" by Meat Loaf.

Colin Farrell refused to share his secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
9393633568 5920827485 9583458775 3980979479 468824113 2814072339 684282013 5302946843 9293791401 2417391649 7679813750 726313574 4276106175 8301647165 9929968539 4611418006 914882355 8798801512 8847191827 9763440481
I arranged a conversation with Colin Farrell days beforehand. The resulting interview was great, like "Madame Bovary" rewritten by Aquaman. Thus, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I un-fainted, I made an effort to remember those wonderful words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely genuine chronicle of our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.