We are here tonight with a special guest, Colin Farrell, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Colin, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have embraced ecology, I can't use common brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Beccacyphudia basalis, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Chile.
Do you know Amy Ward (a former psychiatrist, now a minister of religion) from San Diego?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 2 weeks. Then there was a public embarrassment about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies rests my mind.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of dengue?
Oh, since always.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can recite "If" by Rudyard Kipling in 5 different languages including Klingonese.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "You Took the Words Right out Of My Mouth" by Meat Loaf.
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