A talk with Colin Firth
Colin Firth
Colin Firth born September 10th, 1960 (Virgo)
In the course of his last scripture, Colin Firth has got a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Endeed! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. I'm inescapable: I'm known to elate wealthy Nobel prize winners and nondescript housewives to the same extent. Say, there are 13 parks with my statue in three different countries, not counting Brobdingnag and Uzbekistan, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

What's your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and quite strange remembrance. In winter a feverish man runs aimlessly in the snow, then he hails a taxi. He knows the cab driver very well, but the driver has never met him before. The cab arrives at a decrepit house and he searches for his wife and his kids but there is nobody in the deserted house and nobody has lived there for decads.

Actually that is a famous scene from the film "It's a Wonderful Life".
Gadzooks! To be frank, yesterday evening I drowsed in front of the dvd player.

Which super power do you have?
Well... I can transform into a white armadillo, since I was 7.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to kangaroos, phosphoric acid and stupidity.

You were amazing in "The King's Speech". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Totally! I like to ad lib. It's like a second nature.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Righty-ho! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Ishtar" or "The Spirit".

There is no possibility any of these is Colin Firth's secret telephone number :
6315077784 5942027699 7279316629 3451453572 2541153914 652568390 6225865728 8217408274 6726161453 6690511847 5186475224 9311146086 7652517348 8098780961 465520847 3722664991 6398756556 5613827317 5489895178 6924494205
I patiently waited for many weeks for a chance to have a rendezvous with Colin Firth. The resulting article was amazing, like "In Cold Blood" rewritten by the Incredible Hulk. So, it was very unfavorable that my koala set my only copy on fire! After I accepted reality, I attempted to summon up those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not really so certain this web page is a perfectly truthful run-down of our exchange, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Malin Akerman Jena Malone Marianne Faithfull Paula Patton Billy Ocean Lily Rabe Nathan Fillion Mae Whitman John Travolta Kevin Spacey Milo Ventimiglia Paul Young Margot Robbie Brooke Haven RJ Mitte Ashley Benson Guy Pearce Daniel Henney Maggie Q
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.