A talk with Colin Hanks
Colin Hanks
Colin Hanks born November 24th, 1977 (Sagittarius)
Colin Hanks' main hobby is dyeing troll dolls' hair (pixabay photo)

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll one week ago. Probably, I'm a three in Amazonas, but a ten in Las Vegas.

Can you tell me the square root of 196005181?
I'm pretty sure that the most appropriate answer is something around 84.

Who are your heroes?
Michael Faraday, Doctor Who, and myself.

Colin, what do you think about president Trump?
I'm a little worried, since I heard that Trump wants to devise a contraption to derive gasoline from old wigs.

Colin, do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. Well, I expect that you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a waste of time, since there are relatives and diners more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of sugars and vitamines. The few times I cook for my disciples, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and seitan, which I believe can be OK for both vegs and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the salami and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix salami and seitan with some pickles and voilà, there it is!

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