You have been the recipient of many awards. What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Anteater Award" assigned by the municipality of Denver for "outstanding and unrequested stage performance" at the age of 8.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, generally. If you are burned then your remains can rest in some boring place.
What's your favorite vice?
I do too much for people that don't merit any of it. Well, I expect that you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "Jane Eyre" by Charlot.
You surely mean, by Charlotte Brontë?
I'm not used to be lambasted by irrelevant people, and in any case I think I've heard it both ways.
Could you deny the hearsay about the purloined Loch Ness monster photos?
Truth is vulnerable and so are you and your bones...
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for steering my hovercraft.
Do you do your own shopping?
Not hardly! Actually, I employ a bunch of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers scattered around the world. For the garnments, I ever have a squad of surrogates, one for each body part.
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