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A talk with Connie Nielsen
Connie Nielsen
Connie Nielsen born July 3rd, 1965 (Cancer)
According to some dissidents Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Connie Nielsen. He is gonna annex her. (source)

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on arms and backs of 800 fans that will be freed in Costa Mesa.

Do you like to cook?
No indeed! But I like to improvise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of salami and tofu, which I assume can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the salami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix salami and tofu with some olive oil and voilà, there it is!

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the exciting rustle of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the calming purr of an unworried kitten" or "the first 'mom' of your toddler".

Connie, how do you invest the money you made?
Well, I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme developed by a financial guru named C. Pinzi, a pro of international hedge funds (whatever it means). I'll let you know his number, but he has been incommunicado in the last month.

What do you think about the international situation?
Whammo! It's hard to believe it when you live among piles of dough cuddled by adoring fans, but in these bitter times there are nations where it is impossible to find even an almost adequate moijto.

Which super power do you have?
I can shrink other people ears. Probably this is not so uncommon in people with Norvegian neighbors.

Connie Nielsen refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9468621093 3008335580 3188279466 224138633 6701057317 938150117 4707995502 570373578 504026588 8792688630 6454166449 5261747829 9660204459 800862137 2929781612 4750392452 974192796 7241703073 8390028954 202564392
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