A conversation with Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman born July 16th, 1971 (Cancer)
During an unsettling séance, the Ouija board has confirmed that Corey Feldman is probably the reincarnation of a Louis XVI of France's cousin

We are here today with a special guest, Corey Feldman, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Corey, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
You betcha! Here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix three parts of fernet, one part of tea and some sesame oil. Apply the resulting brew on your arms and your knees.

A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As a poll suggests, Confucius, because of our awesomeness.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Blefuscu. If I'm not mistaken, it is black and yellow with a violet sheep somewhere. Blefuscu is a wonderful but desperate nation. They are so needy they have been banned from Facebook.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a panda. A big, fat, poised panda, well fed and somnolent in a summer breeze.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: cat.

Corey : milk

Q: time
Corey : genius

Q: enemies
Corey : wrath


There is no possibility any of these is Corey Feldman's home telephone number :
428017106 4425521714 4995419789 5317993639 5763189414 3598557504 473168894 7365620508 6627581632 2136372597 542783760 6686394507 594163146 9534840102 6371042552 2196991703 5430007246 3733017681 8924854775 5521618329
Let's face it, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Corey Feldman totally alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer simulation of Corey.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.