Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been nice, you go to Spain, if you have been monotonous you go to Ottawa.
Courteney, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Courteney's surprise". During one of my famed explorations of the Amazon basin, I uncovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Inulotassa lacera, that blooms only every 12 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and ashes. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...
What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little troubled, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants a switch to turn off the Instagrab website in USA if he feels it makes fun of him.
Are you superstitious?
All right! I have to shake 2 times a little bag with my baby teeths before an important work interview. Obviously not this one.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a purple armadillo on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Chicago maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I often meditate on a cot made of thorns.
Can you tell me the square root of 426436153?
Are you joking? Even a confounded lion can answer that, provided it has gained a thumb and an abacus.
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