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Courteney Cox
Courteney Cox born June 15th, 1964 (Gemini)
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During an uncanny ritual, a medium has determined that Courteney Cox is probably the reincarnation of a Julius Caesar's homonym (source)

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been nice, you go to Spain, if you have been monotonous you go to Ottawa.

Courteney, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Courteney's surprise". During one of my famed explorations of the Amazon basin, I uncovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Inulotassa lacera, that blooms only every 12 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of coconuts and ashes. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
I'm a little troubled, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants a switch to turn off the Instagrab website in USA if he feels it makes fun of him.

Are you superstitious?
All right! I have to shake 2 times a little bag with my baby teeths before an important work interview. Obviously not this one.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a purple armadillo on my shoulder. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Chicago maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A button, a pen alone in a drawer
the tired keepsakes of you.
You took your love away from me,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my will, I often meditate on a cot made of thorns.

Can you tell me the square root of 426436153?
Are you joking? Even a confounded lion can answer that, provided it has gained a thumb and an abacus.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Courteney Cox's private telephone number :
506517106 6598110822 3221413027 303495340 453923740 4992778984 4328593574 5668168465 959119967 9468117466 8596994983 8883900391 7013722158 6144420387 3680428671 2105455986 337762730 3370140574 270373092 3815715525
Actors are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Courteney Cox completely alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a reliable mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.