Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray beaver on my right buttock. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly undressed.
You're so deep in "The Wolf of Wall Street". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Totally! There was a writers' strike, so I had to write most of my lines.
What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave matter. Anyway, my supporters will certainly appreciate my decision to acquire a nuclear submarine for the possible emergencies.
A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
Probably Nikola Tesla, because of our shared moral standings.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.
Do you do your own shopping?
You've got to be crazy! Actually, I hire a team of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever retain a group of stand-in, one for each body part.
Cristin, you appear to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each one has two sides. For example, when I meet another artist, aversion makes my bones tingle and my vision dims. And all of a sudden, I feel an impulse to erase her grinning smug look. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is
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