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Cristin Milioti
Cristin Milioti born August 16th, 1985 (Leo)
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Due to a disastrous misjudgement, Cristin Milioti has signed a protest against dolphins (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray beaver on my right buttock. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly undressed.

You're so deep in "The Wolf of Wall Street". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Totally! There was a writers' strike, so I had to write most of my lines.

What is your opinion about global warming?
My well informed opinion is that global warming is a grave matter. Anyway, my supporters will certainly appreciate my decision to acquire a nuclear submarine for the possible emergencies.

A famous person you recognize as an inspiration?
Probably Nikola Tesla, because of our shared moral standings.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to stun flies by staring at them.

Do you do your own shopping?
You've got to be crazy! Actually, I hire a team of economists to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the garbs, always a critical issue, I ever retain a group of stand-in, one for each body part.

Cristin, you appear to be always so vivacios and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each one has two sides. For example, when I meet another artist, aversion makes my bones tingle and my vision dims. And all of a sudden, I feel an impulse to erase her grinning smug look. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yep! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A scarf, a photo lost in a drawer
the glum remnants of you.
You took yourself away from me,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Cristin Milioti's private telephone number :
3578305080 9711896743 629794764 4424670450 6532017000 7503096513 4309797038 246121455 4906693313 7903647990 704663231 370115308 449913519 8232763059 467298731 2520654484 2219586192 4051205821 8233729396 2514466675
To be sincere, my boss had patiently lined up my brief meeting with Cristin Milioti days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or growing lichens. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Cristin Milioti would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.