Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of cider, two parts of ground coffee and some tahini. Apply the resulting mixture on your back and your forehead.
One of your cornerstones, "Time after Time", is a song of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Jawohl! It's also my motivational song for when I have to participate in a charity event.
You have been seen in an embarassing position with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to announce. Any comment?
If you mean H.I., then it was an irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Y.P...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your parents or your cat may "accidentally" take fire. Is it all clear now?
Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of my neighbors with a wig...
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is quite a waste of energy. After all, there are canteens and relatives more than willing to provide my daily dose of fats and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to invent salads. My all time favorite is a mix of bacon and tofu, which I believe can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and tofu with some buttermilk and voilà, there it is!
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