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Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper born June 22nd, 1953 (Cancer)
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Cyndi Lauper is always looking for new ways to stay in touch with her supporters. (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of cider, two parts of ground coffee and some tahini. Apply the resulting mixture on your back and your forehead.

One of your cornerstones, "Time after Time", is a song of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Jawohl! It's also my motivational song for when I have to participate in a charity event.

You have been seen in an embarassing position with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to announce. Any comment?
If you mean H.I., then it was an irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Y.P...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your parents or your cat may "accidentally" take fire. Is it all clear now?

Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of my neighbors with a wig...
Do you like to cook?

To be frank, I believe that cooking food is quite a waste of energy. After all, there are canteens and relatives more than willing to provide my daily dose of fats and carbohydrates. In the few occasions I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to invent salads. My all time favorite is a mix of bacon and tofu, which I believe can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sandwiches?
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and tofu with some buttermilk and voilĂ , there it is!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Cyndi Lauper's private telephone number :
6624070663 6114133365 2790996730 6668679529 956500878 8585570258 2818714700 6504407039 5769570666 6654699525 8156592362 6710982117 716002903 5924937808 4317633257 9003303312 6652684415 6459470902 3632347136 4064140827
I patiently sat tight for many weeks for an occasion to have a short appointment with Cyndi Lauper. The resulting transcription was awesome, like "Fahrenheit 451" rewritten by Gandalf. Thus, it was highly disastrous, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I hope!) devoured my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I attempted to recapture those excellent words. So, to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a perfectly factual account of what transpired during our meeting, and I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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