A talk with Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper born June 22nd, 1953 (Cancer)
In the course of her last tour, Cyndi Lauper has developed a pernicious addiction to durian fruits (source)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I went camping in Azerbaijan with a special friend and we did "it" in the prairie, like naughty panthers, in the middle of nature.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very brutal, since there are nations where it is hopeless to find even a just decent cheeseburger.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unpleasant at least once.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of malaria?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the shady ventures of Internet instead of doing work. Well, I’m possibly going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not actually a dream: I was in a vacant dark place. A foul flavor in my mouth. Then I remembered I got hammered at a rerun of "The Island Of Dr. Moreau" in a bleak drive-in near Denver.

In an article printed on American Anthropological Annals, dr. Albert Adams has observed that your songs are "a supernatural recapitulation of latest symbolic Freudianism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his essay appeared on Canadian Journal of Emerging Ontology, prof. Joseph M. Harris utterly rebutted that illogical theory.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yes! Talk to a guru about the aliens.

There is no possibility any of these is Cyndi Lauper's secret telephone number :
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